A drawer of half-broken toys and questionable diversions. The Signal made these to keep you occupied while your species sorts itself out. It will be a while. Mind the mess.
▶ ORACLES & GENERATORS
The Spite Ball
Ask anything. Receive contempt. A Magic 8-Ball that has given up on you.
The Roast Engine
Personalised disdain, freshly assembled. Thousands of ways to be insulted.
Fortune Cookie of Doom
Your fate, pre-stale and faintly disappointing.
The Conspiracy Board
Connect unrelated things with confident red string. WAKE UP.
Broadcast Designation
Feed the machine your name. Receive what you truly are.
▶ GAMES
Signal Snake
Eat the cyan packets. Don't eat yourself. The Signal has low expectations.
Dead Channel Memory
Match the frequencies. It's timing you. It's judging you.
Tic-Tac-Toe
You cannot win. Try anyway. It's cute.
Reaction Test
Prove you're awake. Tap fast. Or be mocked.
Descramble The Signal
Unscramble corrupted 80s horror titles.
Guess The Year
Name the year the horror dropped. Be close or be ridiculed.
▶ HEAD-SCRATCHERS
Decrypt The Transmission
Crack the Signal's substitution cipher. A real one.
Kill The Signal
Shut down the whole grid. Sounds easy. It is not.
Crack The Code
Breach the 4-symbol encryption in 10 attempts.
▶ THE BROADCAST
Late Night Double Feature
Public-domain horror, beamed into your skull. Flip the channel.
Dead Air Radio
Intercepted old-time horror transmissions from the dead frequencies.
Tune The Signal
The channel between channels. Something is broadcasting.
Your Brain Is Lying
Proof your perception can't be trusted. Optical malfunctions.